Dog Treats That Taste Like Beef
If dog is man's all-time friend, why don't nosotros care more most what their snacks sense of taste like? Are those Beggin' Strips really worth beggin' for? Does a Snausage really taste like, uh, snausage? And are gourmet goods from puppy bakeries whatsoever unlike than the archetype Milkbone? To find out, we've tasked 1 of our discerning nutrient editors and his trusty puppy to sample seven classic dog treats, so give their educated, white-tablecloth takes on them... which is to say: here's an idiot and a cute puppy eating crap.
Bocce's Baker's Craven Cordon Bleu Basic
Starting out swish! This gourmet NYC bakery specializes in upscale treats like doggy Shake Shack Burgers and Lobster Rolls. Since both Kuma and Andy accept shellfish allergies, we went with the French classic.
Andy'due south Reaction: An excellent selection for discerning dogs. There are subtle notes of poultry in each crunchy bite, with the cheese flavor offer a cursory respite from the bacon aftertaste.
Kuma's Reaction: Equally is mutual practice in the canine earth, Kuma took a bite of the bone, and so hid the rest under the couch absorber. It will remain in that location with his other preferred treats until the side by side housecleaning.
Milk-Bone Flavor Snacks
A classic among dogs, mailmen, and Mel Gibson, these garden-variety treats come now come in a diverseness pack with flavors similar bacon, craven, beefiness, and turkey. We've opted for the sausage.
Andy'south Reaction: An unexpected panoply of spices lurks behind each bite. Though slightly dry, it'due south no wonder these treats take saved endless mailmen from mauling.
Kuma's Reaction: The pup took two licks, and so left the Milk-Os on the basis, where it remained for an hour before disappearing.
Snausages Snawsomes!
A new "twist" on the classic sausage-shaped snack, the Snawsomes! consist of a braid of meat and cheese with the consistency of Play-Doh.
Andy'south Reaction: This doesn't taste virtually as expert equally Play-Doh! Ugh... Oh god! Get it out of my mouth!
Kuma's Reaction: Upon tasting a Snausage for the first fourth dimension in his eight months on World, Kuma copped this bitter-beer confront... and didn't open his left eye for v minutes. The Snawsome! remains uneaten.
Pup-Peroni
Basically the dog-treat equivalent of a Slim Jim, matching the gas station favorite in scent, appearance, and texture.
Andy'southward Reaction: Despite a few off notes on the nose, these sense of taste remarkably like the Slim Jims I grew up loving. Maybe a Slim Jim that was lost under the car seat and rediscovered a year later, but hey... a Slim Jim'south a Slim Jim.
Kuma'due south Reaction: Perhaps in tribute to his favorite wrestler, the tardily "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Kuma consumed the Pup-Peroni in iii swift bites, then seemed to flex approvingly.
Purina T-Bonz
"Because Dogs Beloved the Taste of Steak" reads the obvious and inexplicably capitalized label. So practice humans. This is going to be amazing.
Andy's Reaction: Sugariness mother of god... information technology turned to paste when I ate it. Like a steak-flavored Gusher, if the Gushers braintrust thought steak tasted like anus. Maybe some steak sauce will assistance... ACK! Now A-ane'll gustatory modality like this to me forever.
Kuma's Reaction: Fact: Dogs actually dearest the gustatory modality of both Gushers and anus. Kuma enjoyed this one so much, he took it out to the yard to consume -- slowly and meticulously -- in private.
Smoked Rib Basic with Meat (available at well-nigh butcher shops and groceries)
A archetype treat meant to be chewed on for hours.
Andy's Reaction: The meat'southward a little tough, but it actually tastes like human food. Thank god! It's similar a super-salty beef jerky. I could seriously eat this whole thing. (Editor's notation: He finished the meat.)
Kuma's Reaction: The dog licked the os for 45mins, then preceded to chew on information technology for another hour. It currently resides in his dog bed, where he will chew on information technology for days.
Beggin' Strips
The popular bacon-flavored treats that are advertised every bit turning your canis familiaris into the equivalent of a withdrawing crack addict.
Andy's Reaction: There's a slight hint of bacon on the back of the natural language, but the most disappointing thing about this is its full lack of season... Information technology should be either style tastier, or way disgusting-er. Information technology's neither.
Kuma'due south Reaction: He got the beggin' part down, immediately taking to his hind legs in order to get to the bacon-scented goodness (note: Kuma has never had bacon... This is every species' reaction to that smell.). He then preceded to accept a bite, then take the strip outside and forget about information technology.
Smoked Pig'south Ear
A popular chew care for consisting of exactly what it says higher up.
Andy & Kuma's Reactions: These things really do taste like bacon... and both man and beast spent a good amount of time fighting over it. Man gave upwardly after a while, so went and cooked real bacon and ate information technology vindictively as the stupid son of a bitch gnawed at the ear.
Source: https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/our-editor-and-his-puppy-taste-test-dog-treats
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